A little joke to start the day

My boss started his morning notes with a joke. This time it was a joke I could enjoy.

The Joke:
George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Billy," the kid says.
"And what is your question, Billy?"
" I have three questions," says Billy, "First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. "Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve,sir"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?"

Enjoy the debates. Hope that gave you a little chuckle. I thought it was nice to start the day with a laugh, for a change.